TYNESOFT BOYS CLUB
by Kevin Blake, Winter 2000
Continued from Part One.
- Dave Croft had a dog, which he sometimes had to take to work. One day it shat all over the bosses' office. In a panic he hid the 'chunks' in a draw. They weren't discovered for days.
- Tynesoft needed a loan to stay afloat and a bank manager came round to see the operation. Unfortunately he wanted to see what one of the artists was doing. The guy was only about 17 and suffered from a similar condition to Tourette's Syndrome (the thing where you uncontrollably spit and swear). When asked what are you working on he replied: "What's it got to do with you you F***ing C***?" Well at least he didn't spit at him! Needless to say, they never got the loan and the guy got sacked!
- One programmer, whilst having it off with his wife, managed to snap the skin that goes from the back of the penis to the foreskin. After being treated in hospital he made the mistake of confiding in another member of staff. Who promptly told all 20+ of the others. He was affectionately known as 'Snapper' for months after that ...
- One of the artists got drunk and masturbated his dog. WHY you may ask. Because it was its birthday!!!